Tuesday, June 28, 2016

"You don't own stuff it owns you"

He must of been a descendant of the Scott's ... you know the ones that lived way up high in the Mountains....
in another life he likely would have been a Circuit Court Judge.......... he had a beautiful ability to reason and a sense of great fairness..............

He also held the ability to identify a Dirt Bag in 12 seconds flat.
He had sharp clear blue eyes............

He could break a man in two... he had a lot of Strength... but generally he was of an even temperament........
Few may have really taken the time to have gotten to know him, but the some.

I saw him for years before we met.. always riding a bicycle around as slow as possible... without falling over.
You know that guy? In the muscle shirt and shorts .... Is he homeless is he a Bum?.........

He was married early in life and had a son... one day his wife went off to work the mother of his only child.. it was raining later in the day she stepped out into the slick parking lot in front of her job standing in a circle of fellow employees and the Oldsmobile 442 driven by Sarah the Levi Strauss Heiress  roared through the crowd and they all scattered... she had mistaken the gas for the brake....  second time around she ran over Dear Mikes Wife.... his young wife Died right there..........  I can only imagine the rest of the story for he never told it to me,  Pain, Anguish......... since passed as he........

Oh by the way your lovely wife died today...... you know the mother of your 3 year old son.

Personally I have come to the opinion that at that point in time... Barefoot resigned himself to a future life of non concern......... for the most part....

A real mind Buster.......... I really don't really even recall the first time we met... but we became great pals...
almost everything was a joke.... laugh laugh laugh........... his keen ability to observe and point out.... and mine to appreciate........ and roar with laughter......

I woke up this morning thinking of a 'Barefootism'  a.k.a. Michael Wade Smith.   " You don't own stuff it owns you"

Monday, June 6, 2016

Whale Vomit

Cadbury is obsessing over whale vomit apparently........

Did you know Pygmy Sperm Whales eat a lot of Calamari...   a.k.a.  (squid)?

I guess it causes them some digestive  distress of some sort over the long run.. those hard beaks etc....

It is suggested that at some point the whale pukes or in rarer cases this mass becomes lodged in their intestines and in eventuality ruptures spilling..... the Ambergris .. which is a waxy substance that floats.

The Pin test:  Heat a needle red hot or until glowing and press it into the mass.. if it melts it might be ambergris ....

supposedly it its valuable...  like the price of gold even...  something about it being used in high end fragrances....... and causing the smell to linger upon the flesh....... yummy... dab a little whale puke behind your ears darling......... won't you..... I am aroused.

Cadbury was dreaming of Child Prodigy........  a red mixing bowl full of sticky oats...... which one in there is the genius?  Come out come out where ever you are.............

But do please remember "The Scottish Play"  and  don't  Jinx it.

Doctor, What do you think?    really?   How so?

"My feet hurt in their narrowing until they have  gone totally slender."

Listen!  I doubt it is true that there is enough rope in existence to wrap the entire sky.

However, How much is just plain  inconceivable that goes bye?     Well,    I do not know.

Cadbury  is reading the script... however he is having difficulty making out the parts....

The ending seems clear enough...... its the line out of that Beach Boys Song....  and we will have fun, fun, fun,  until Daddy Takes the T-Bird away........

It is hard to believe Whale Vomit  is worth a lot of money...... but I hear it is.

The sounds of the morning between two and four are somewhat different then a quarter to five.

                                                    Whale Vomit.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Obscurity in La La Land

And yes, I will love you forever on your terms of course dear.

They try where we fail Productions...........

Well here I am Jimmy Ready...........

Do see my offers?  you must bargain......

Why is it the only thing you can give is money.........?

Else your a burden..........

Interesting people I have come across...... a wonderful currency.........

Riding a  lime green bicycle with my best friend on the back sitting on the fender guard wobbling along...... I forgot he was there we rolled down into the grassy ditch... laughing our heads off.......

Behind us was The Cuban... fed up... he was going to phone his Aunt in Cuba and ask her to buy him a ticket back...

Then there was passing thru the bathroom with water in the tub with some sort of sprinkles on top... and that naked petite woman all slick with glitter on her body...  I did not want to be obtrusive...  but she wanted to screw...   I was grateful to oblige.........

Obscurity in La La Land.