Swaying palm trees sandy beaches and balmy breezes....Keep your passport close to your body or in a safe deposit box.
Don't leave the car unattended at the beach........ unless you like broken glass.
Be sure and lock all the doors and windows at all times.
4" sewer pipes go straight to the river that in return goes straight for the sea....
Mountains of Trash adorn roadsides as you approach the Capitol.....
Cut all the fins off of the sharks....... for soup in China.
higher, higher, higher...... your there all sweaty at last.
Study Napoleonic Code.
Watch for strange infections........ molds and fungus.
Heavens to Streptococcos............ mi amore..................
Whats That! ???
Dear Thievery ..........
supper 80.00 for Two....... deal of the day...........
This goes on forever.............
Beans and Rice for the Locals...........
Pretending the crime did not happen ....
Looking the other way.....
Indignation of the supposed upper class..........
The ruse of a tropical travel brochure.