Mommy said NO

Marge lived in her mini van with 5 cats....one of the librarians up  at  the Big Pine library deemed her personal hygiene a failure...and as such  she got kicked out of there...she did seem to have an a aversion to water....like her cats I suppose....

She was educated and a voracious reader.... One day she was parked in the shade up at Tom thumb.... by the vacuum and compressed air dispenser  with Her 5 cats tethered ...to  one leash that spider webbed out to 5 attach points at  the end...I was approaching from behind her vehicle  in the  blind spot... having the thought to say hi....just as I rounded the corner....she snatched the leash and Bellowed out in  her smokers voice  'Mommy Said No'

The Church Shower

There once was a church shower across from the Winn Dixie plaza at Big Pine Key Florida...where the homeless and passers thru could get a nice hot shower...but the sloths ruined it ...buy taking their dogs in with them, shitting over the drain and clogging it and shitting in plastic grocery bags then hanging them on the provided for towel hooks  .

Thus.....the preacher ...got a belly full....and yanked the damn thing out....NO MAS....

See how it works?

The church shower.

Miss Attention the hot dog girl

For a brief period of time... Years ago on Big Pine at the only traffic light , there was an entrapenurial girl clad in a bright bikini...she had a hot dog cart set up and would Hussle hot dogs to stopped traffic...weaving amongst the stopped cars...horns tooting over here over here.....

She had some gumption...among other wares...she was quite the spectacle...sadly it all came to an abrupt halt...as several accidents occurred, due to Miss Attention.

The Apostle of Newfound Harbor

Barefoot Mike told me this story therefore I know it's true....There once was a young couple that lived in a green 25' wooden sailboat in the harbour, before they were banned of course....

She was lovely as day long ...

Our Apostle who shall still remain nameless...had a pair of binoculars and was anchored not terribly far away...his Bible and a roll of toilet paper on his lazarette.... See...he could tune her in whilst she showered on the foredeck... And he could masterbate.

With the Bible near.... Yes....our very own Apostle in the Harbour....once.

Homeless woman on the Stoop

The
 very soft the clay....The harder they come..   

The Cherished but forgotten

Put another chip on your shoulder....

Everything will be fine.....               

No Qualms on their part

Interest in the off color........

non conformity.... in the fascinating....

the shades of the great they...........

would have you follow..........

until your last breath....

no qualms on their part...........