A most wonderful new year.
Cadbury had some wine,,, he knew it was good wine because it had a real cork in the bottle.
It made a pop when he pulled it out.... the cork that is.... it let out a gasp...... and he took a slug...
Not Bad Shit...... he remarked to himself....... for $7.00 or was it $6.00?
I want to write wine labels for a living he thought to himself......
There was a graph on the bottle....
Style- Full Bodied.
Taste- Dry.
'Great with grilled meats'
Yes but...... he thought how about with Jalapeno chips? or Canned Raviolis ?
Heavens I am grateful....... all Cadbury longs for is his own private jet.
Ohhhhh........ he suppose's it does not have to be a brand new one... just one with sleek lines and and strong wing spar.
Wow! what was that shit? blueberry something or another........ it made Cadbury cough........
Now he can't find the can opener.... anywhere............
Cadbury has a pet Bull Ant that lives on his Pocket Cruiser with him.... and some black sugar ants........
He laid a piece of Papaya out and tricked the Sugar ants........ he swept them all up feeding the next morning and threw them overboard....... Happy New Year.........
Was he cruel he thought?
Perhaps they would cling to the tissue like a floating Island and reach safety.......
He somehow hoped so................
The Best New Years Ever thus far
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