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Showing posts with label 000. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2021

The shiny nickel meteorite

 He likely was a boy of not more then 10 up there in the Hight Desert.

They stopped at that big hole in the ground... the Meteorite was used as a door stop back then...

No vacuum sealed case...........

and there was a sign that said it weighed 550 pounds... it was all shiny like a US Nickel .... and looked like a Coral rock all full of holes like swiss cheese.

He stooped over and attempted to pick up one end... it was useless the the bright metal rock did not budge..


But you see he touched it.

The Space Debris .. caused him to wonder was he there before?

Now that place is all fancy.... hoity toity .....


Sunday, March 7, 2021

Who knows why about anything?

 Running yourself ragged trying to figure it out, who reads what and why?

I shall attempt to write about nothing of any consequence.

The Marked down under wear Bin at K Mart.

I hope that is fucked up enough for you?

I was in the market for underwear yesterday.

Nothing worse then ill fitting underwear...

I got pissed off and threw the lot of them away.

Rub me the wrong way and see what happens.

There was a black tub..  full of nothing but men's opened underwear for me to sort through....

Good LORD! most of them were HUGE........... I mean immense.........

Fuck those ones..... Good GOD! off to the side with you.

Damn those tighty whitey Fruit of the Looms I fear are to big also....

Fuck me.

and I don't like those boxer shorts either........

How about that pair of Haines?

 and LOOK! why they are only $1.50 as I put back the package of 3 for 14.99  that are on sale for 9.98.

and then after more pawing  deeper I found the other two pair....

Now I had 3. @ $1.50

Maybe they are a little to large?

I don't know shall we take a chance as we argue with our self?

Up to the Check out girl I go.... here baby.. do you like my new underwear... can you ring me out please? 

I had it figured $1.50 times 3 that would be around $4.50 NO? what a deal!

so the three pair rang up to 2.25........ well I am not asking any questions............  screw that.

Do you want a receipt she asks....  No that is alright thank you.

I got back up to little torch and tried on a pair...  a lovely fit.  and Bright White to boot....

my balls feel better.

I hope I have succeeded in writing on about virtually nothing of any  importance or meaning .... to anyone except maybe me.

Shall I send you a photo?



Thursday, February 25, 2021

'A Bard Thanks For Coming' Oh and please do 'SEE HOW IT WORKS'

 A Bard thanks for coming oh and please do point out the cases of  'SEE HOW IT WORKS'

The Blue Eyed Indigent .............

As the only Son 'Heir'  Barefoot used to say  'IF' I outlive my father ....'I am going to show you what money is for'  'How to enjoy its use as a tool for travel and the finer things to eat' I am certain he was from the descent of Scottish highlander... The Caucasus mountain  regions.......

His father was a wealthy man...  Up in North Carolina... a professional soldier having  become a Lakeside  Marina owner/operator... in his later years... up in there.

Their relationship was perhaps sadly fueled by the Sailboat/Power boat feud as Father Son. Daddy despised Sail Boats... according to Mike... Dad said  they never bought fuel and  Daddy did  own the local Marina... SEE? See See See See SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....?   How It Works..... Do you?

They called him Barefoot Mike around this place....  He lived on his 23' O'Day in Coupon Bight and rode a bicycle with aluminum rims that would not rust out.........

He was more of a SEER ............ an analyst.... in human behaviors... then a Bum........ he seemed very accurate when calling out a Spade for a Spade over the years....... often hilarious as well in the doing so of.

He had some serious dental issues... but had no money to go to the Dentist. Their rates somehow are not a criminal Act...........

He died up on the Appalachian trail as a section hiker in a shelter...  the flies swarmed around his turning purple body a fellow hiker lady found him...  on a following morning..

Subsequent to his death....I met his father due to circumstances ... he  was dyeing of lung cancer...  He loved spraying agent orange in Asia... he told me....he also informed me he paid $9500 for that Boys Casket it had a special rubber seal... he 'Mike' was getting ripe you know?

I could not help but See Mike... Chuckling......... with his rotting teeth.......

The Bard he was...........   'A Bard Thanks For Coming'  and pointing out  the cases of...  'SEE HOW IT WORKS?'






Sunday, April 10, 2016

Sperm Donor

Cadbury suspects that there is a certain segment of the populace that thinks little more of their biological fathers then that of Sperm Donor.

You know the  'poor relationship'  as yet another label.

Is that why you and your father like the same flavor of Ice creme?  or Perhaps are fond of certain colors?
 and have similar facial expressions?    Abilities?

Born to it as  if  it were?

Along the same genetic  lines of the twins that were separated at birth and  then united 46 years later  only to discover their similarities  and their likenesses....

Oh!  you wear blue sweaters too I see?

There really is  a lot to think about...... isn't there?...... like it or not...

'The Acorn did not fall far from the tree'  your father gifted you as his father gifted him etc...

All those Begats......... and even if you think you do not like it..........it is still so.

Why there it is..... raring its head.....

licking your  shaven arm pits in deep rooted  driven desires......  naughty, naughty...........

Whats next?  Inheriting responsibility?     Oh goody......... who can wait?

Do you ever wish you were young and stupid again?

Perhaps as your Father  of imagination    ' CADBURY'S  '    job is to point out your needing to get up wherever you may fall short........

Rebuild the Home versus Destroying it............

A cute situation comedy............. adorable.

A fox with a log strapped on its back with a caption.......... Look Before You Leap.
Advice.......... from  Cadbury      you  could have swallowed.         ........

A terrible man.

                                                 The                 Sperm Donor.