Cadbury wandered across the Southern border into Mexico for a Cheap haircut.......
.......He got a nice hair cut... but absent minded he forgot to pay the barber....
and he was such a nice fellow and gave him such a good haircut... just the way he liked it even...
HE decided to set out to try and relocate the Barber shop... oh God! it all looked alike... he rode around in at Taxi for a bit.. then made the mistake of setting off on foot....
Next thing he knew he was walking through a big Parque Central.... with greenery and unsavory unwashed looking characters tailing him around ... he begin to worry about getting knifed... killed even for his little bit of money....
He quickened his pace.... eyes darting this way and that....
He was completely disoriented.... his head began to spin.... his internal compass spinning wildly as if in the Bermuda Triangle .... Heavens! Which way was North?
Thankfully if was the 4th of July and evening was Approaching.. and the first of the fire works were going to start exploding in the night sky soon....
He reasoned with himself.... all he would have to do is look and Head towards the Fireworks in the big sky of the Norte' that would be to the North in AMERICA........ and the border crossing from where he came and went ... back across into Valhalla .... that was near where the barber shop was...
Heavens to Betsy.........
Thank goodness for Apple Pie and Base ball......... and Chevy's.......
somehow he found his way back into the Barber shop and paid up... he did not just want to hand the money over to anybody their beckoning to him saying that they knew the barber and would deliver the money for a small fee if handed over kindly ... so he had to walk down strange halls and turn left and then turn right to find the foyer and at last the Barber that had cut his hair ... he handed him the money politely including a handsome tip.
The lost in an unfriendly border town............
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